A wonderful bird is the pelican.
His bill will hold more than his belican.
He can take in his beak
Enough food for a week
But I’m damned if I see how the helican!
His bill will hold more than his belican.
He can take in his beak
Enough food for a week
But I’m damned if I see how the helican!
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Though often misattributed to Ogden Nash, today’s limerick is actually by the poet and humorist Dixon Lanier Merritt.